"THE BIG CARL!"

Leave it to Carls Jr. to out do the original provider of our gluttonous ways (otherwise known as McDonalds). Their current gut bomb "The Big Carl" has waged war against the now feeble looking Big Mac. Poking fun at it's redundant third bun, lack of girth, and high price tag. Why have a Big Mac? For only $2.49, you can get a 1/2 lb. Big Carl, stretching your dollar and waistband further. This sizzling, greasy beauty will take care of half of your daily sodium and calorie requirements. Talk about efficient!!! You'll be fatter in half the time! Hell, why not make it a meal? Add fries, a large coke and you're set! 2000 calories later your well on your way to cardiac arrest or a diabetic coma if you opt for a shake instead of soda pop!

Big Mac...you were a worthy champion for so long! Unfortunately you haven't evolved and like any prize fighter... it's time to step down.

America let me introduce to you...the new heavy weight champion...THE BIG CARL!

Calories: 920
Fat Calories: 530
Fat (g): 59
Saturated Fat (g): 23
Cholesterol (mg): 45
Sodium (mg): 1370
Carbohydrates (g): 51
Dietary Fiber (g): 2 (wow...impressive!)
Sugars (g): 10
Protein (g): 46